Sticker Request

One of the important functions of a distributor is to give out stickers and how it usually goes down is people email us and we send them stickers. Generally the requests include an address and a note saying, "please send me stickers" but today I received hands down the most outragous sticker request EVER. It was so good that I wanted to share it with the millions of people that read our blog. Here it is:

Frankly, you have a SICK logo.I was wondering if I could get some free stickers for my car, or maybe a poster. Hey, if you want, you can even send me a small mammal. I'll take whatever you send. And I'll treasure it for always, and torment my friends with its sheer awesomeness. I really enjoy looking at your logo. It makes little colors appear out of my socks toes when I stare at it too long, and I find that very special. Please make my life more special! I beg of you! My favorite color will be determined by the color of the item you send. So please don't leave me without a favorite color. All my friends already have one, so I feel left out. I Love you guys, I really appreciate all your efforts and endeavors, and I would like to support you (as long as it doesn't cost me more than 18 cents, because thats all I can find in my couch cushions right now. DANG SPRING CLEANING!) As I wait for your response, I will eagerly chew on my pet turtle named Oscar the second. thanks for your wasted time, and understanding nature. (I have problems, and might turn into a insecticidal psychopath if you don't send stickers or a poster. Help out the world and send them already. It could save a butterflies VERY LIFE