Consumer Reports

Generally we only post things we like on our blog but today I'm so annoyed that I figured I'd start a new section featuring products we don't like. Here is the first one, the Dyson handheld vacuum! Why I don't like this pile of shit is because it costs almost $200 and according to Dyson the battery lasts for 6 minutes, wtf, 6 minutes! So, I timed this supposed 6 minutes and surprise the battery only lasted for 3 minutes, WTF, 3 minutes!