Consumer Reports - Sports are a scam!

Why sports teams don't have a Statisfaction Guarantee? Imagine if sports teams offered refunds for when their teams lost? Sounds crazy but most businesses strive to statisfy their customers. Teams that do not strive to statisfy their customers are, the Vancouver Canucks (7 home losses in a row) and Toronto Raptors (5 losses in a row). Losses aside, these teams just don't give a F about their fans because no matter if they win or lose, they still get paid! Although the Canucks have lost 7 in a row at home, they've still had ticket sales of apprx. $12M! In my opinion it's time fans have more of a voice and start demanding better performances from their teams.

Here are some suggestions for both teams:
Canucks - Fire your coach, tell Mats to go back to Swedan, and implement drug testing because only a bunch of stoners could care so little as the Canucks.
Raptors - Trade Bosh, hire a real coach, and implement a curfew so the team can learn not party so hard on Saturday's that they are not capable of playing on Sundays! Raps are 2 -6 on Sundays.